1. Walk into laundry room and stop in my tracks.
2. Look at the laundry the kids have thrown all over the floor and wonder how they manage to pass PE in school when they have never been able to throw dirty laundry into a hamper with any accuracy.
3. Notice all of the detritus mixed in with the dirty clothes all over the floor.
4. Try to remember why I thought having children was a good idea.
5. Leave laundry room to look for rubber gloves because there’s no way I’m sorting through *that* without protection.
6. End up in kitchen, where I’m distracted by the dirty dishes that accumulated overnight.
7. Do dishes.
8. Put all empty water bottles into recycling container.
9. Empty the now full recycling container into the larger recycling bin in the garage.
10. Look at food in the freezer in the garage.
11. Ponder what to make for dinner later.
12. Realize I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.
13. Eat breakfast.
14. Go back to laundry room, realize I still don’t have the rubber gloves and fantasize about setting the laundry on fire.
15. Wonder why there’s a suitcase in the middle of the laundry room floor.
16. Think about how nice new luggage would be.
17. Browse luggage on ebags.com
18. Get an e-mail reminding me Mr. Grumpy’s birthday is next week.
19. Look for gift ideas on amazon.com
20. Notice one of my favorite authors has a new book out & add it to my Wishlist.
21. Realize we’ll probably be moving on my birthday.
22. Remember that the shelves in the laundry room need to be cleared off and the stuff on the shelves boxed up.
23. Decide that I will delegate the task of clearing off the shelves to someone else.
24. Remember I really need to get the laundry done.
25. Write blog post.
